Off With His Head · 2026

The Slot Auction

Sealed FAB bids for draft position. Highest bid drafts first; ties go to the worse 2025 finish; everyone pays what they bid.

Bidding open 0 of 18 in$250 budget
18 sealed bids lock & reveal sort by $ 1$88 2$25 3$12 4$12 5+$0 × the rest any tie → worse 2025 finish first ($0s included)
Everyone seals a bid · the commissioner drops the blade · highest bid drafts first, every tie — the $0 no-bids included — is broken by worse 2025 finish, and every winner pays their own bid out of $250 FAB.
1 · BidEach manager opens their own private link and seals a bid from $0 to $250.
2 · BladeWhen all 18 are in, the commissioner locks. No bid = $0, no exceptions.
3 · BoardHighest bid gets slot 1. Every tie — $0s included — goes to the worse 2025 finish. You pay your bid.

Who's in

Moore Money Moore Problems
Team Tavakoli
Kobe's Cuz
FIELDS OF DREAMS
Blade of Glory
Decapitalists
Baskin Dobbins
Hey Ya'll - Cowboy Up!
X-Men
The Kurgan
I wanna talk to Sampson!
Happy Trails
. Conner Macleod
Gave Mahomes Mooney for Flowers
Shufflin Crew
Team Matin
Nearly Headless Nick
Chicago Boom!

A green dot means that team's bid is sealed on the server. Nobody can see any amount before the reveal — not other managers, not the commissioner, not even by looking at this page's source.

Audit log (8 entries)
2026-08-27 21:57 UTC Test Team Alpha submitted a sealed bid 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC Test Team Beta did not bid - entered at $0 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC Test Team Gamma did not bid - entered at $0 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC BIDS LOCKED AND REVEALED. 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC Slot 1: Test Team Alpha - $42 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC Slot 2: Test Team Beta - $0 (tie broken by priority order) 2026-08-27 21:58 UTC Slot 3: Test Team Gamma - $0 (tie broken by priority order) 2026-08-27 22:13 UTC Auction created: 18 teams, $250 budget. Tiebreak order locked in as listed.

Every submission, change, lock and tiebreak is recorded here. Nobody can edit it, including the commissioner.

Commissioner